"Film is Not Life": The perfect t-shirt (or bumper sticker, or hoodie, or… whatever else I sell here) for filmmakers, directors, producers ready to sacrifice it all for cinema. Very popular with film students, for some reason. It's a gift and a curse…

• Written and Directed by
• Directed by
• Written by
• Produced by
• Director of Photography
• Production Designer
• Edited by
• Music by
• Costume Designer
• Executive Producer
• Meaningless Producer Credit

• Film Crew Xing
• Lights, Camera, Action
• Movie Crew-ture
• Aspect Ratios
• G&E Department Definitions
• Grippin' Ain't Easy
• 1st AC
• Boom Operator
• Script Supervisor
• Bad Continuity
• Craft Services

• I Fix It In Post
• Rendering Shirt...
• NTSC Color Bars
• Audio Levels Middle Finger
• Sound Mind and Sound Body

• Awards and Laurels
• Film is Not Life
• Filmmaking is Not a Crime
• The Following Preview...
• What Does a Producer Do?
• All I Got Was This Lousy…
• Fan Film

• Cut To:
• Credit Arbitration

• TV Series
• TV Pilot
• Show Runner

• Movie Title Fonts
• Heavenvetica / Hellvetica
• Oh No You DIN
• For the Windsor
• Ready to Rockwell

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