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Areas of interest: Screenwriting, directing, cinematography, g+e, otherwise being down in the trenches.
Favorite movies: Reds, The Thin Red Line, The Red Shoes, Moulin Rouge
Favorite directors: Howard Hawks, Akira Kurosawa, Terry Gilliam
Turn-ons: guys with depth-of-field effects, long slow-motion shots in the rain
Turn-offs: "best girl" jokes
Favorite MMM items: Written and Directed by, Film Crew Xing, Grippin' Ain't Easy

Areas of interest: Producing, agenting, managing, television, deals, contracts and navigating the Hollywood machine.
Favorite movies: I Am Curious (Yellow), Legally Blonde
Favorite directors: Ivan Reitman, Robert Zemeckis, JJ Abrams
Turn-ons: lazy Sunday afternoons reading Variety, corner offices
Turn-offs: if you work in the industry, you can guess
Favorite MMM items: Produced by, Movie Crew-ture, TV Series

Areas of interest: Editing, effects, graphics, production design, costume design, sound, music, fixing other people's problems.
Favorite movies: My Favorite Brunette, The Dark Knight, Dark City
Favorite directors: George Lucas, Stanley Kubrick, Wes Anderson
Turn-ons: Macs (not Max)
Turn-offs: fixing other people's problems
Favorite MMM items: I Fix it in Post, Rendering Shirt…, Quidquid Latine

Written and Directed by
Directed by
Written by
Produced by
Director of Photography
Production Designer
Edited by
Music by
Costume Designer
Executive Producer
Meaningless Producer Credit

Film Crew Xing
Lights, Camera, Action
Movie Crew-ture
Aspect Ratios
G&E Department Definitions
Grippin' Ain't Easy
1st AC
Boom Operator
Script Supervisor
Bad Continuity
Craft Services

I Fix It In Post
Rendering Shirt...
NTSC Color Bars
Audio Levels Middle Finger
Sound Mind and Sound Body

Awards and Laurels
Film is Not Life
Filmmaking is Not a Crime
The Following Preview...
What Does a Producer Do?
All I Got Was This Lousy…
Fan Film

Cut To:
Credit Arbitration

TV Series
TV Pilot
Show Runner

Movie Title Fonts
Heavenvetica / Hellvetica
Back to the Futura
Oh No You DIN
For the Windsor
Ready to Rockwell

Quidquid Latine…
I Like Popular Things
I Kissed a Squirrel
Whig Party
James K. Polk


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